Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Flu Talk with Brennan

Well, I got the flu. Joy. Yesterday I wallowed in pain complete with the jimmylegs, but today - today! - I am getting stuff done. First off, I finally got my Boba Fett flash drive that I will store my scripts inside like he's carbonite. Check it out...


...this is him trying to take on Luke Skywalker...


...and this is him after. Bad move, Boba. Notice the usb thingy! Sweet!

And earlier today, I snapped a photo of Kami in her new festive seasonal Halloween shirt, shown here:



She is so a stylish pup. Have you ever seen a better jack o'lantern tshirt model? Then here's her Halloween costume:


Um, excuse me, did someone call for Batgirl?

Yep, even my pup is into superheroes. Speaking of which, not that this is a movie review blog, but the new Batman and Superman: Apocalypse straight-to-video cartoon....not great. Not so much. The drawings were all weird. Their faces had too many lines in them, like the inker was trying to make them look like chronic steroid abusers. Superman's arms looked like tree trunks in blue spandex. How does he explain that as Clark Kent? It just didn't look right. Yea, it's a cartoon, but even then, come on dude!

And the premise? What?! Okay, it was based on some graphic novel that was some fanboy's illicit dream come true, but I mean...I'm a fan, too...and I was waiting for the good stuff to actually happen up until the end credits. And the problem is, I like the DVDs they put out. It just seems lately they are trying too hard. Either way, keep pumping those superhero movies out you producers, you!

Okay, I'm done. Too much Advil and too much time on my hands today. My role model advice: save your cash and take the kids outside. The sun misses them.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

a rebuilding weekend

What a weekend. So as a flat tire's on the mend at Discount Tire, and the clock's ticking down to kick-off, we walk into a random Dollar General and see that the only action figure they have in the toy aisle is the exact GI Joe guy I was looking for to give to a friend of mine for his bday because the GI Joe dude's nickname's the same as my buddy's name. It was so random. Like I was willed to go there. I mean because we were getting the flat fixed in the same shopping center as the DG anyway, so we were already placed there.

We thought, "Hey, Dollar General. That's for us." And we went in. It was eerie. I have looked for that toy in three other stores with no luck, and here the dude is, waiting on me. Just chillin'. On the shelf next to a cap gun and a Batman yoyo. (Yes, we already have that yoyo for the kids. Like...three of them.) And, when I scooped the GI Joe dude up...no lie, my and A's fave song by Rob Thomas starts to jam over the speakers. Word.

Speaking of which....drum roll.... It was A's birthday this Saturday - I bought her a Barnes & Noble Nook (she loves it!) - so we celebrated early with drinks and the TX/OU debacle at a buddy's house. Ugh. Could the game have been more disappointing? Let's call it a rebuilding year, my fellow Longhorn fans. We'll call it that and look forward down the road. Never looking back. A. Rebuilding. Year.

Afterwards we headed home with the best intentions of going out to a movie or something - just as long as that "something" was not out into the craziness that was the bar scene in Dallas on Red River Rivalry weekend. The traffic alone...Lord have mercy! And parking? Heaven help me! I've been in the midst of that bar mess many moons ago, and no part of it is and/or was appealing. Anyhoo, that would have been great, catching a movie and a bite, celebrating my girl's big day and all, but...

That night I got a monster - demonic? - headache and it fired off it's torpedo rocket into my brain like Luke on the Death Star and - BOOM! - I was all sorts of out of it. I think A literally performed an exorcism on me to get the pain to go away. It was totally out of left field...no wait. Left space. It was so random, it came from left outer space. Like beyond Pluto outer space.

Sooner than later, with A pulling conduit duty, piping in some Divine intervention, and a couple magic pills called Advil...I was out. Stone cold passed out. I woke up this morning...oddly okay. Like tip-top. No residual aches and pains. Nothing to say I had a hangover attack. Weird stuff.

So, if anyone were to gleam anything from this post...it's that weird stuff can happen - and the Nook from Barnes & Noble is a sweet, sweet gift to give your loved ones. But weird stuff, yes, happens especially when you want to do something good and positive, like take your girlfriend to dinner and a movie for her birthday.

The idea is, keep tossing good and positive into the world anyway. Once enough of that stuff starts to circulate in the air, the bad will start to dissipate. I mean it has to right? Some law somewhere states something about two objects can't occupy the same space at the same time. I either retained that from school - not likely - or I got that from a SuperFriends cartoon - very likely. Gosh, Bruce Wayne is smart.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

a year ago today

One year ago, I met A. 365 days of ups, downs, lefts and rights...but after it's all said and done...I'd wait in line to ride this coaster again. Maybe even with my hands up the whole time this go 'round.

(Whether or not she would? Well, um, you'd better ask her. I mean I'd like to think yea, but it's never good to speak for your girl on stuff like this.)

I'd like to take this opportunity to quote from one of my fave movies, Tombstone, about Wyatt and his ladyfriend, Josephine, and their one life together, after their two unfulfilled lives separate and apart...

"Wyatt and Josephine embarked on a series of adventures. Up or down, thin or flush, in 47 years they never left each other's side."

For some reason this speaks to me. Maybe you feel the same. It's not always easy, one or both of you is gonna misstep at times. That's natural. We're human. Well, most of us. Don't waste time and focus on the bads when there are oh so many more goods. And even a couple greats. Probably more than a couple. Maybe even a bunch. Like a sack full of greats. From the great store where you are a lifetime member. That'd be cool.

why are there Star Wars drawings on this blog?

These drawings, my lil' scrib-scrabs, are the result of some time on - and a cell phone in - my hands. Inspire something in you, perhaps they do? The need to conversate with others, it makes you feel? Pick up a crayon, you want to? Color a book, and in the lines you will stay? Or realize that perfect, life is not. Like these cartoons, life is. Scribbly and unpredictable, yet beautiful, life can be...to those who wish to see it. 

Here, look...more...


    title: "now who's the Padawan, son?!"
    medium: pen cap on Samsung Caliber screen



    title: "move outta my way"
    medium: pen cap on Samsung Caliber screen

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Old News, New Life

Over some steak fajitas at the best Tex-Mex restaurant in the world, Desperado's on Greenville Ave, A and I had what I like to call a "blog-inducing" conversation. In the middle of a tricky queso to salsa to ranch chip dipping, she began to talk about how she wishes things in the past didn't happen with others, as to then been able to have had them happen with me instead. Errrrt! Tap the brakes. Put the fajita down. This convo just got kinda sorta serious. Went from small talk to let's talk in record time.

You see, I don't like to deal in "what ifs?" I don't see the benefit in it. I do, however, see the harm. Living with the constant pangs of what coulda been leaves you spinning your wheels in a stagnant mess, unable to truly see what then can be. I'm no doctor, but I'm thinking the daily stress people put their mushy brains through just thinking about the past and how they are gonna build that time machine to change it, isn't so healthy. I see it as literal metaphorical baggage that they are carrying that limits their ability to live life. I likened it to A carrying a huge suitcase full of clothes she can never wear anymore. Does her no good to lug it around. Gets in the way. Won't fit in the trunk. Drop the bag already.

If you are behind the wheel of a car, but drive while looking in the rearview, you're gonna crash. Same thing goes for driving your body down life's potholed streets. Eyes on the road, kid.

And while I got your attention, holding your partners accountable for one bad apple in the bunch is bad news. For you, for them, for the planet's ecosystem. There's rotten apples all over the ground, doesn't mean your apple isn't worm-free. It doesn't make sense to keep something one person did way back when zipped up in the side pocket of your little "freak out bag" and then turn around, open it up, and dump it out all over someone else like it's dirty laundry and they get to sort it out. Nope. Experiences tend to happen. Bad ones gotta happen to. Helps you learn what "good" means: Opposite of.

If you live your new life with your new partner constantly worrying about old experiences...Houston, we have a problem.