Punkinface always has me crackin' up, but yesterday he said, "If Cheyenne laid a dog, would she be on a farm?"
Not that funny? Allow me to explain. Cheyenne is his dad's dog. She's old, but super sweet. She, obviously, is a female. Hence, she can have pups. However, she does not.
April's mom, Punkinface's grandma, raises chickens who lay eggs and lives on a nice slice of acreage (could be construed as a farm-type situation.) He's familiar with that farm-ish, egg-laying hens in the coop lifestyle. He plays with the hens and gets chased by the roosters. He knows about laying eggs. I think - although I don't know for sure - that he believes that human babies are hatched, or laid, also. It's too cute at this point to correct him if he does. Anyhoo...
He must've assumed Cheyenne, a dog, as well as every other girl dog, lays baby puppies like every hen dropping a chicken egg that he has ever seen. Coupled with his cute factor, this conversation made me laugh.
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