1. What is dirty can be cleaned.
2. What is broken can be fixed.
3. Patience should be sold in bulk at Sam's Club.
4. Kids like your Xbox360 better than their regular Xbox.
5. In this technological age, it's not their fault they think everything is touch screen, including the 42-inch plasma TV.
6. Who cares who pays the bills? This is "their house."
7. I bet before the saying "don't cry over spilt milk" was first uttered, many a tear were shed.
8. No matter how many times you say "the couch isn't a trampoline," the fact that the cushions are so bouncy wins out everytime.
9. Younger children set their clocks to the sun's rise and fall. It can be nine o'clock at night, but if that yellow ball is still anywhere up there, bedtime is not on the menu.
10. Similarly, the Boston Marathon can start upstairs at 5am if even a touch of light breaks over the horizon. You would think kids need to recoup some of that spent energy at times, but apparently they're solar powered.
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