On memberships to "member's only" clubs and organizations...
"The only exclusive* club I want to belong to is Christianity. Here, they let me wear flip-flops."
(* to get in, the password is: "Jesus is Risen!")
On dealing with payment for work-for-hire jobs...
"The only thing I take on faith is Jesus...everything else is half down, half upon delivery."
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