Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Great Bachelor/ette Party of 2011

Is it Saturday already? Time is zooming by like a bullet train. Somebody hit the brakes.

Anyhoo...A and I had our bachelor/ette party last night and it was phenomenal! We had a great group of friends join us on the Lift Party Bus owned by a buddy of mine and we all had a splendid, splendid evening. Some may even say enchanted. Yes. An enchanted evening.

True to any party of such a stellar caliber, I will not divulge the goings-on of last night. It was great. No one got hurt, in trouble or arrested. Suffice to say, so that's all I shall say. Oh, yea, and...

A and I just may have started a revolution in the whole bachelor and bachelorette party realm. Why have two parties when you can have one super awesome one instead? That was our logic going in, and it paid off.

How does it work, Brennan? Well, reader, most of the same stuff that happens when the two parties are held separately - veils with various naughty items, brides-to-be in playfully skimpy attire, the tuxedo tee for the groom, etc, etc - also happens during the combined superpower of one party, with the exception of the frivolous debauchery that causes headaches down the road for couples anyway...so one could say that our new type of hybrid "about to get hitched" happening perhaps saves marriages, thus making us kinda awesome relationship savers. Isn't that right?

Oh. Some people even came up to A saying how cool it was that we combined our outings. See? The ball already rolls...

...securing our place in pre-marital party history forever!