The Lego Castle, originally reported as unharmed and in tact, has been reduced to rubble.
"Arrrr! Methinks it be a sea creature that did her in," reports Lego Pirate with Beard and Eye Patch. "Up from the depths, bigger than any man e'er seen...come a giant boy-man, not yellow like the rest o' us. He be the monster that did the deed that be done!"
Eyewitness tales of the castle's downfall are coming in from as far away as the upstairs gameroom. They tell of arrant bricks, massive carnage and few survivors.
"I went and hid behind a shoe I did," says the pirate. "I went and hid behind a shoe."
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