Well, we are about to embark on our 4th of July festivities - a BBQ n' Swimfest at a friend's house - as one Voltron* unit combined. 7 children. 2 adults. 1 SUV. Let the mayhem begin...
...and once we get there, my friend has his own 5 kids to toss into the mix. So, yea. Kidland over there. A land of kids. Children as far as the eye can see.
And as I prepare for this adventure, one nagging two-part question raises its hand in the back of my mind:
Part A. How many hot dogs covered with ketchup and mustard will hit the floor in a hot mess of food meets water and chlorine-soaked cement?
Part B. Or worse, food meets pool?
I'll let ya know...
*See the mid-1980s.
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